Thursday 20 March 2014

Ogre hide dungeon playsuit


Introducing the hip new armour craze that's sweeping the delving scene. Though hard to come by and hard to fashion, ogre hide provides an interesting new defensive option for dungeoneers. While it possesses unique properties not everyone's convinced. Discuss.


Pros
  • Allows levels of flexibility previously thought impossible in conventional armour.
  • Lightweight, when compared to armour providing similar levels of protection.
  • Practically impervious to cutting weapons.

Cons
  • They can smell you coming (no more surprise attacks!)
  • Eventually an indelible stench permeates the wearers skin hindering any attempts at polite social interaction.  Smell removable only with a scrub treatment at an Elven spa.
  • Pheromones may attract the unwanted attention of an ovulating ogress during mating season.

3 comments:

  1. Likely perfect for as disguise to fool near sighted ogre and their kin as well.

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    1. You'd need to practice your ogre growl to pull it off.
      RRrrrrrrrrrrr!

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  2. Keep up the art work. I'm loving it! I just tried to email you, but I don't have your address. Have I never tried to email you before yet? That's criminal! Anyway, email me at sl1605@gmail.com. I would like you to be part of the April A to Z.

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