Tuesday 29 January 2013
Thursday 24 January 2013
Thursday 17 January 2013
"What sight is more dread than the cavernous interior of an ogre's mouth? Ogres are born hungry. Their appetite can never be satiated. For them, life is a never ending quest for the next meal. Don't be that meal."
Wortimer Greatspear, Famed Dungeoneer & Publisher of the acclaimed Wisdom for the Witless guidebook series.
Thursday 10 January 2013
He suffered the injury whilst on a job, but still managed to complete his mission and claim the handsome purse. Rather than endure premature retirement Dex spent his horde of ill gotten gains on an experimental set of prosthetic hands (of gnomish construction). In fact he spent, every GP he owned.
Although injury and death is to be expected in such a treacherous occupation, the most recent Thieves Guild Fatality Report is still rather miserable reading for its members. It states that thieves have a higher mortality rate than any other dungeon delver, and that those deaths are characteristically unpleasant.
Thursday 3 January 2013
Here Moss has matched knee length boots and gloves, with a simple scale hauberk. Elegantly accessorised with plate curiass, spaulders and tassets.
This fashionable battle princess proclaims nothing is more 'now' than freshly slaughtered goblinoid pelt. We agree, green is the new black.